MAN KNOWS HOW TO EXIT….zuki feels blue monday

Good Morning Severed Heads,

Well it’s time to press on.

Welcome to Monday morning, and for the two or three of us that must continue to serve ‘The Man’ for our supper, it is indeed “Blue Monday.”

If you’ve been following this poor excuse for intolerance, you know the subject of suicide has come up on numerous occasions on this our humble forum. I’m reasonably sure most know where I stand on the subject. The assholes that talk incessantly about off-ing themselves, plying on the innate kindness of strangers, are pathetic leaches wasting our precious time. These imposters don’t deserve to breathe the same air we do.

I read an article that featured an unidentified victim of his own hand that should be teaching suicide wanna-be’s on how it’s done. This person had a flair for the dramatic and “Just did It.” We should all give this dude a collective ‘thumbs up from the Diatribe.

  • Bagwan

    As always Zuki has great timing since today (September 10) is World Suicide Prevention Day.

    • zuki

      “I did not know that”….

      Speaking of suicide and the upcoming election, this is why Mitt Romney is being endorsed by the ‘Diatribe.’ “On our watch, the conversation with a would-be suicide bomber will not begin with ‘You have the right to remain silent.’
      Mitt Romney