(CNN) — Keyboard player Jon Lord, who fused classical and heavy metal to make Deep Purple one of the biggest rock bands in the world, died Monday after a long battle with pancreatic cancer. He was 71.
He died yesterday and I only found it in the back pages of the Drudge Retort! Bastards! One more drops off this rock! Jon Lord’s iconic keyboarding is gone forever!
The IRS is looking for me, so I’ll be checking in from time to time. The fact I lose money from this enterprise is the only reason they haven’t shut us down. I hope to see the two or three of you reading this deflagration log onto my upcoming “Art” sight.
I’m having trouble with a domain name for the art site. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated.