GET OFF YOUR ASSES!….zuki stands alone

Good Morning Grousers,

I’ve got nothing! Nada, “negatory good buddy” nope, zippo, goose egg, zilch, nil, and naught explains today’s posting.

Do you sit on your ass 11 hours a day? There’s an article in Reuters about a study of people whose diet, weight, and exercise levels didn’t matter. If you sit 11 hours or more a day you risk shortening your life dramatically. I’ve got the link below:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/30/us-australian-tv-idUSBRE82S15J20120330

9 hours a day at work, 1 hour in a car, 3 hours at the bar, 3 hours TV/reading, and straight to bed. Even on the weekends; studio, golf, lunch, and the bar easily goes beyond the 11 hour minimum. Hopefully it’s not too late to change things around, in fact I’m writing this note while standing. It’s not the most comfortable position but I think with some practice I can cut my sitting time in half. I’ll keep you posted.

zuki

  • Just JOE

    MOI DEAREST Bagged ONE:
    Due to our absolute Diatribe dirty I am even willing to entertain GOLF talk!
    Who, pray tell, do you have at Augusta?… ZUKI claims not to know!
    When I get back to the office, I will run it thru MOI Hex/Spell Check to assess your chances!

    Foretell MOI, foretell MOI very much.

  • zuki

    Both of you can blow me!

    • Bagwan

      Can Joe go first?

  • Just JOE

    … AND… ZUKI’s an EXPERT at killing relationships!

    • Bagwan

      not to mention the English language

  • zuki

    Oh my…..fez….really?….stick of butter or tub? I wonder how wide spread (pardon pun) incestuous relationships are? Honestly I was only kidding when I wrote that, but since it’s out in the open (as it were) have Chris and cousin had anymore children? Are they still together? Seems to me something like that could kill a relationship

  • fez

    It’s with some regret we in accounts receivable acknowledge Zuki’s cutting remarks about inbreeding as factual. Chris (not real name) discovered his wife of 12 years was actually a first cousin! Once we found out it explained a number of things but in particular why their 6 year old son enjoys running around with a stick of butter between his butt cheeks!

  • zuki

    You’re absolutely correct sir! I missed that earth shattering story about Mr. Lewis. But let’s not let incest spoil a good love story! I’ll bet fez and accounts receivable is loaded with inbreeding stories! I know JJ has extra love for several nieces and maybe a nephew or two. ‘Steely Dan who’s not a stranger to perversion in their lyrics to ‘Cousin Dupree’ asks the question: “And what’s so strange about a down-home family romance?” If I didn’t know better, I think our ‘Holy Fucker’ is casting aspersions on one of rock n roll’s heavy hitters! “…Let he who is without sin cast the first stone…”

    • Bagwan

      Well just like everyone else, I had sex with my cousins but I never married one. Now one of our own did that very thing as shown here in the picture right before he shipped out to Nam. She didn’t wait for him which explains his long standing policy of no mas.

  • Just JOE

    MOI DEAREST BAGGED ONE:
    How very fitting of a noteworthy diatribe entry!
    I’m not sure if ALL the Diatribe is aware that Our HOST is a Disciple (now lapsed) of a cult-religion known for its Battle Cry:  “BRING ‘EM YOUNG!”… to which we might add…”AND BRING ‘EM OFTEN!”

    Marry MOI, marry MOI very much.

  • Bagwan

    You might sit on your ass 11 hours a day but you have already outlived Micah True who died last week at the age of 58. He was an “ultra-marathoner” who thought nothing of a 50 mile run through rugged mountain terrain. He died on a mere 12 mile jog, which for you would be a like a dash to the men’s’ room at Blondie’s.

    Now the fact that you came up with nothing this weekend indicates you are just not paying attention to current events. Please review the following and tell me this is not Diatribe worthy”

    Jerry Lee Lewis has married for a seventh time, and we encourage you to get a pencil and paper and keep notes before reading the rest of this post.
    The 76-year-old rock-‘n’-roller on March 9 married Judith Brown, his caregiver, in Natchez, Miss., CNN reports — and that’s where the easy part ends.
    You see, Judith Brown is the ex-wife of Rusty Brown, Lewis’ second cousin. And Rusty Brown would be the brother of Myra Gale Brown, the minor-cousin-once-removed whom Lewis married in 1957.
    The 14-year age difference between Lewis and Brown is actually more than the 10-year gap that existed between Lewis and Myra Gale Brown, but then again, Brown was only 13 when they wed, while Lewis was a piano-pummeling 23 getting hitched for the third time.
    Publicity from that whole marrying-a-minor-who’s-also-a-relative incident — oops — dealt a crippling blow to the career of the “Great Balls of Fire” singer. Those two divorced after 13 years.
    Lewis and his sixth wife, who were married for 20 years, divorced in 2004.