WAS HE JUST SICK OR A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE…..zuki buys cough syrup.

Good Morning Living Examples of Excuse Me but You’re in my Seat,

Long greeting…. But never mind, okay shit I owe the two or three of you reading this farrago some sort of an apology.  I’m simply fucking sick!  Flu like symptoms to be sure, but have a tough time dealing with flem in a gracious manner.  It’s very similar to the malady suffered last month, only worse!  Fever and ever increasing thoughts of suicide plague both my conscious as well as night terrors.  As you might guess, this leaves little time for rest let alone sleep.   I weep for my future!

My trifling maladies really aren’t relevant to today’s posting, but certainly must be considered when contemplating a reply/comment.  This will be a brief admonition but nonetheless important.  Okay, here goes, when Life’s Rich Pageant suggests working with animals, don’t fight it; just give in to living in animal squalor.  In nearly every case, Hollywood animal acts bring in twice union scale, leaving the actors twisting in the wind abandoned by their respective agents.  Go ahead pet the dog like you mean it!

zuki

PS:

I seem to be meandering looking for something that isn’t there, and for that I apologize.  For those of you and God knows who you are, rooting for me even in the most modest fashion, God bless you and yours.  Those of you wishing me ill, let me quote a well intentioned curmudgeon, “Look it up your ass!”  I hope I didn’t shock you with this abrupt and coarse language.  But I’m just sayin….

  • Bagwan

    Always Wrong and I attended an all boys Jesuit high school back in the 60’s. The priests often warned us about committing an act they called “self-abuse.” They said that what seemed a harmless diversion for teenage boys was in fact a very slippery slope. The first signs of the damage would show up as a loss of vision (Always Wrong is legally blind). Ultimately the serial self-abuser would descend into a sex-crazed, irreversible madness where all life is viewed through some perverted and depraved sexual prism.
    I am thankful that none of the good Fathers are around today to see just how right they were.

  • Just PLAIN WRONG

    Thanks for the detailed “facts”… I really didn’t know (or care, for that matter) how said spunk got onto The Bagged ONE’s hindquarters… I had thought maybe it was the result of anal interruptus… but I’m now glad to know it was some form of advanced onanism.

    Censor MOI, censor MOI very much. 

  • zuki

    Look, let’s just face the facts.  The two or three of you reading this pertinacious piffle should be ashamed of yourselves!  JJ’s continual reference to various unnatural acts falls into that vast overview of odd he holds so dearly.  In the seven years the ‘Diatribe’ has been fodder to the world, I’ve never been tempted to exercise my right of censorship until now.  His vulgar comment would have one believe this observer is predisposed to jerking off over another old fucks buttocks!  Really?  “Me thinks thou protest too much”
    You’ve crossed the line this time!  I don’t believe the ‘Bagged One’ nor yours truly have stooped to the level of depravity you seem so comfortable with.  With the lint you’ve gathered in what must be a f-ing navel flint box, there’s not a God on this rock unless you spontaneous combust!!  Amen.

    • Bagwan

      Zuki, like you, I am shocked at the level this man has stooped to. Come to think of it, given his physical dimensions, it really doesn’t require much stooping at all for him to get his mind fully immersed in the gutter.

  • Just PLAIN WRONG

    I won’t need ZUKI’s semen sample either… I scraped enuf off The Bagged ONE’s lower back!

    Triage MOI, triage MOI very much.

  • Just PLAIN WRONG

    MOI retort of “Look it up yer ass!” was neither well-intentioned nor was it directed at Our HOST to “wish him ill.” … rather… it is MOI oft-used reply when some lame-ass fellow (like Our HOST) makes some lamer-ass claim about some lamest-ass “fact” (e.g., “Peter Frampton wears size 19EEE shoes!”)… and…  when challenged… he ends up commanding MOI to “Look it up!” on MOI iPhone.

    Look MOI up yer ass, look MOI up yer ass very much. 

  • Bagwan

    This is all very distressing news. The last time I saw you, which was less than a week ago, you were the very picture of health. There is no need to overreact right here because we have at our disposal the medical expertise of Dr. Plain Wong. Please all the various samples and specimens (including dandruff) in appropriate sized Cool Whip containers at Blondie’s this afternoon. There will be no need to leave any additional flem as they were able to scrap an adequate sample off the bar.

  • Bagwan

    This is all very distressing news. The last time I saw you, which was less than a week ago, you were the very picture of health. There is no need to overreact right here because we have at our disposal the medical expertise of Dr. Plain Wong. Please all the various samples and specimens (including dandruff) in appropriate sized Cool Whip containers at Blondie’s this afternoon. There will be no need to leave any additional flem as they were able to scrap an adequate sample off the bar.