GOD LOVES TEBOW…AGAIN….zuki finds solace in wishy-washy

Good Morning Believers,

Who’d have thunk it possible?  The ‘Bagster?’  Noooooo.  Fez?  Noooooo.  Pittsburgh?  Nooooooo.  Your host?  Hell Nooooooo!

Just when I resigned myself to believe Mr. Tebow’s career was a fluke of nature, there he goes again!  In a stunning upset our beloved Bronco’s beat the Steelers in overtime.  Even the doubters and haters had to admit Tebow’s performance even as a passer was stellar. 

I realize the young man’s career as a quarterback may yet be relegated to ‘sheer luck’ and the Steelers were pretty banged up, but fan or no it was one of the most entertaining games I’ve seen since the Jet’s beat the Colts in Super Bowl III.

Can they beat the ‘Crown Prince’ Brady and the Patriots?  If I was a betting man, the smart money would say no.  However, if was to throw common sense out the window and bet the farm with sentiment, I’d return atop the bandwagon.  I have a feeling though the fairytale ends in Foxboro, MA  next Saturday but win or lose this will be a season to remember!

zuki

  • Just G&P JJOOAA

    The only leaking likely to take place is Broncos/Marines on Patriots/Taliban!

    Forgive MOI, forgive MOI very much.

  • zuki

    I’ll be glad when the Bronco’s get their collective butts kicked and JJOOPPWW’s smile is stripped from his face!  Wait a minute….did you hear that?  Holy shit it’s the sound air leaking from Tebow’s balloon!

  • Just G&P JJOOAA

    AND… SO… We’re onto Foxboro’s lawn
    Matching up our King, Rook, and Pawn
    Timmy keeps in his head
    Knocks the Patriots dead
    Bronco/Tebow Era is just starting to dawn!
     
    Who knows what stands in Tim’s way
    Who knows who’ll Tim have to slay
    Bring the next one on
    We’re IN till we’re gone
    Just can’t wait for Super Bowl Day!

    Elate MOI, elate MOI very much.

  • zuki

    “The best defense is a good offense” Mao Zedong opined that “the only real defense is active defense”, meaning defense for the purpose of counter-attacking and taking the offensive.  Casting aspersions at me then bemoaning my remarks as mean spirited is the classic pincer attack.  So please put that dictionary back from the dark and dirty place you retrieved it from.

  • zuki

    I must point out to the two or three of you reading this Cimmerian the Bagster’s crocodile tears are one of his best assets.  If you go back to his original comments regarding my sales meeting and his most current hurt puppy comment, I’m sure you’ll agree my comments were defensive in nature rather than “mean spirited” 

    • Bagwan

      “Defensive”  — excessively concerned with guarding against the real or imagined threat of criticism, injury to one’s ego, or exposure of one’s shortcomings.  
       
       

  • Bagwan

    Thank you Joe, that was funny and I mean that sincerely.  
    Do you suppose that Zuki will come back on tonight with another of those mean spirited, hateful posts like he did last night.
    I can only hope that the sales meeting  bar stays open long enough tonight to get him past mean and nasty all the way through to melancholy.
     
    I post this picture of Cush to remind our host of the value of nice friends.

  • Just G&P JJOOAA

    EQUAL-TIME REBUTTAL:

    Compliments of MOI “Niece” in Boston.

    God asks Aaron Rodgers: “What do you believe?” Rodgers says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends.” God can’t help but see the goodness of Rodgers and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Tim Tebow and says, “What do you believe?” Tebow says, “I believe in your total goodness, love and generosity and that you have given all to mankind.” God is greatly moved by Tebow’s eloquence, and offers him a seat to his right. Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: “And you, Tom, what do you believe?” Tom replies, “I believe you’re in my seat.”

    Throne MOI, throne MOI very much.

  • Just G&P JJOOAA

    AND… SO… Josh is now re-Patriated
    Will his choice of Tim be repudiated?
    A loss by his Spawn
    Would prove him wrong
    But a Bronco win… I doubt would leave him elated.

    Will McD reveal secrets or lies?
    Play assignments?… Tebow’s Hanes size?
    It’s now tit-for-tat
    Mr. Bowlen, take that!
    Fear NOT!  Timmy brings home OUR PRIZE!

    Elate MOI, elate MOI very much.

    • Bagwan

      The only prize Timmy will be bringing home will be a soiled pair of Hanes — which come to think of it, that would be something you would prize.

  • zuki

    Poor little guy?  Whatever Bagster…. I doubt whether you’ve actually yelled at small children to stay off your lawn, but certainly you’ve prayed for their collective deaths.  ….I’m sorry gosh darn me, but forgot about your investment in Krispy Kremes……. Jeez….sorry.

  • Bagwan

    I have been so caught up in this whole Tim Tebow thing that I never stopped to think about what Zuki describes as a week long annual sales meeting. Given Zuki’s attention span isn’t that way too long. I am thinking after the Krispy Kremes and coffee on Monday morning he has been lost — poor little guy

  • Just G&P JJOOAA

    MOI greatest regret (sniff… snuffle) is that they won’t be on the SAME side of the field.
    Entertain MOI, entertain MOI very much.

    • Bagwan

      I know what you mean, I wish Tebow was a Patriot too.

  • Just G&P JJOOAA

    Magnanimous, indeed!… from the Latin “large of heart”… best be careful with all your joyous gloating and all-in-fun competetiveness… you wouldn’t want to blow an aortic valve over something so seemingly trivial as MOI beloved Broncos!

    AND… SO… into Foxborough Tebow goes
    Ready to battle those much-favored foes
    Broncos v. Pats
    Fuhgetabout stats
    He gonna make them bitches our hoes!

    Optimistic MOI, optimistic MOI very much.  

    • Bagwan

      Somehow you are missing my message. I am not “gloating” this week , I want you to gloat — you and Timmy earned the right. I can only imagine the excitement you are feeling to have both of your heroes (Josh and Timmy) on the field at the same time this Saturday night. 

  • zuki

     I ran into JJAACCPP last night.  It was a little unusual to arrive so late, but we’re having our annual sales meeting all week so I’m held up later than usual.  He was Tebow-ing with Monika….sad really

  • zuki

    It’s good to see the Bagwan deal with his demons head on and call a spade a spade.  It’s just much easier than trying to sugarcoat things.  BESIDES!  You’re a curmudgeon’s curmudgeon that gives you the right to hate anyone or anything! 
     
    In January 1969 I saw the Jet’s vs Colt’s on TV!  I had just turned 19 for God’s sake!  I’m not sure who ‘they’ are that voted it most boring, but with Broadway Joe’s prediction and the inability of the Colt’s to score TD’s was hardly boring, but that’s my opinion man.

    • Bagwan

      JJAAkkINg OOFFuKKingIIDDioTT has this week to celebrate and I have the whole off season.
      Call me magnanimous.

  • Just G&P JJOOAA

    AND… SO… to the Playoffs, Tebow went
    Back-doored, but still Heaven-sent?
    He pulled every trigger
    Win couldn’t be bigger
    You Haters can just go get bent!

    GB2 MOI, BG2 MOI very much. 

    • Bagwan

      As they say, “On any given Sunday” — unfortunately for you the game with New England is on Saturday.
      Enjoy your short week in the sun. The only thing Tebow is going to be pulling this week is Belichick’s finger.

  • Bagwan

     
    I cannot deny Tebow’s performance yesterday although I would still fall into the “sheer luck” camp. What I question is Zuki’s selection of the previous “most entertaining” game — the fucking Jets beating the Colts in Super Bowl III. Did you even see the game? It was a great upset but it has been voted the most boring Super Bowl of all time.

    The most entertaining game I have seen was just last week when the Chiefs beat the Broncos 7 to 3 with Tebow going 6 for 22 passing, gaining 60 yards and turning the ball over 2 times.

    They say confession is good for the soul so I am just going to admit that I hate Tim Tebow personally. I hate the look on his face, I hate his aw shucks facade, I hate his rah rah cheerleading and I hate his need to wear his religion on his sleeve.
    Give me a drunken reprobate like Joe Namath (or even Just Joe) every time.
    Dear God please give me a heathen who can throw a spiral.