MAROONS OF WALMART CONTINUES….looks like a rutabaga to me

Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt

COUNTY, S.C. — An engaged couple in Anderson County says a shadowy image that turned up on a receipt from Walmart looks like the face of Jesus.  Jacob Simmons and his fiancee, Gentry Lee Sutherland, said they bought some pictures from Walmart on Sunday, June 12.

The following Wednesday, the couple had just come home from a church service when Simmons spotted the receipt on the floor of Sutherland’s apartment. He says the receipt had changed.

“I was leaving the kitchen and I just looked on the floor, and it was like it was looking at me,” Simmons said.  A dark gray mark on the receipt seems to show two eyes, a nose and a mouth in a thickly bearded face.  “Then the more you look at it, the more it looked like Jesus, and it was just shocking, breathtaking,” Simmons said.  The couple said the image seemed to answer a question they had just been asked at church.

“We had a message on knowing God, abiding in him,” Sutherland said. “(The preacher asked) ‘If you know God, would you recognize him if you saw him?'”  Simmons said he called the store to ask what could have made the mark.  “They said the only way you could really get it black was to put heat on it,” Simmons said.

The couple says they did nothing to make the face appear on the receipt.  “We just feel like it’s a blessing that God showed it to us and opened our eyes. And we just feel like we should share the blessing God gave to us to everybody else,” Sutherland said.

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  • Always ANONYMOUS

    As per usual, I opined before ALL MOI canards were in a column… Said article separates weed from “illicit drugs”… So ZUKI’s not really firing on all cylinders!

  • Always ANONYMOUS

    A GREAT-ful state thanks you!

  • Bagwan

    Zuki makes a contribution to a state-wide initiative:
    rates of marijuana and cocaine use, alcohol consumption, and binge drinking are
    far higher than the national average and among the highest states in the nation,
    according to a federal survey.Read more: Coloradans’ use
    of drugs, alcohol much higher than U.S. average – The Denver Post
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  • zuki

    The phantom J.J. no doubt still hiding from police DOES have much to worry about regarding new TSA software. contrary to A.A.’s go between, the new software will at last confirm my longstanding belief as to his neutering.  Eunuch might be more accurate, but will withold judgement to see if J.J. sprouts breasts beyond his existing moobs.

  • Always ANONYMOUS

    The Bagged ONE may have unintentionally hit upon the reason for J.J.’s long cross-country car trip… he may have been avoiding air travel.  He probably feared being discovered because among his “distinguishing characteristics” were his notoriously puny penis and his similarly well-documented ginourmous gonads.
    This upgraded imaging software may also mean that J.J. is now free to fly… thus no longer requiring the considerable driving prowess of O.O.
    I’m also loathe to report that this information further corroborates certain facts (that I cannot, at this time, reveal) pointing to the uber-fugitive J.J. as the culprit behind the slayings of Only Ohlaff and O.O.’s transgender clone.
    … to be continued…

  • Bagwan

    This is interesting given that both Woody Allen and Jesus are Jewish. I am now thinking it is no coincidence that JJ told me he once saw Golda Meir in one of his bowel movements.

    Speaking of JJ based on this piece in the Denver Business Journal it is now safe for him to travel:
    Denver Business Journal Date: Thursday, July 21, 2011, 7:05am MDT

    The Transportation Security Administration will use new software in full-body airport scanners, Reuters reports. The software replaces naked images of passengers with a generic body outline, highlighting only anomalous readings

  • zuki

    Fez, while perhaps it makes more sense to let the Bagged One comment given his ‘Holy Fucker’ status, but I happen to be one of two Woody Allen fans in my modest circle of associates making me a quasi expert. While certainly dead, you’ve obviously evoked the spirit of Mordecai Kaplan.  Woody has always claimed his self-deprecating humor and overall Jewishness were heavily influenced by Rabbi Kaplan. I’d encourage you to embrace this as a sign from Mordecai and you should no doubt start wearing a ‘yarmulke’ just to be on the safe side.  Nobody will notice.

  • fez

    This is an amazing coincidence!  I saw the image of Woody Allen in my latte’ this morning!  What does it mean?

  • Bagwan

    Do not let Cush see this. Being a member in good standing with the Teamsters he is obligated to hate WalMart. I know for a fact that when he shops there he wears a disguise (those glasses with the fake nose and mustache). The idea that Jesus appears to be endorsing WalMart would be a very unsettling thought for him.