ROT IN HELL BIN LADEN….zuki provided vital intel

Bin Laden is dead…bin laden is dead…bin laden is dead

Bin Laden is dead…bin laden is dead…bin laden is dead

Bin Laden is dead…bin laden is dead…bin laden is dead

Bin Laden is dead…bin laden is dead…bin laden is dead

Bin Laden is dead…bin laden is dead…bin laden is dead

Bin Laden is dead…bin laden is dead…bin laden is dead

Bin Laden is dead…bin laden is dead…bin laden is dead

Bin Laden is dead…bin laden is dead…bin laden is dead

Bin Laden is dead…bin laden is dead…bin laden is dead

Bin Laden is dead…bin laden is dead…bin laden is dead

Bin Laden is dead…bin laden is dead…bin laden is dead 

Bin Laden is dead…bin laden is dead…bin laden is dead

  • Anonymous
  • Just JACKWAGON

    DON’T YOU WORRY YOUR PRETTY LIT-TLE HEADS ABOUT LACK OF CONTENT. I HAVE OUR HOST’S BACK WHILE HE IS ENGAGED IN NON-VERBAL CERAMIC CREATIVITY!… AND YOU WILL ENJOY A “STORY” FROM MOI TOMORROW.
    Tease you, tease you very much.

    • Bagwan

      I just moved up to the edge of my seat.

      • Zuki

        I just finished reading JJ’s screenplay! LOOK OUT COEN BROTHERS! I’ll warn you right now there’s more than a few dangling participles as well as misplaced modifiers but the plot will certainly raise eyebrows!

        • Bagwan

          Consider not posting this drivel

          • I think its safe to assume JJ truly believes in his product. Generally known for his integrity I bought the kit to see if it will indeed repell the fairer sex. Much to my surprise, it worked! However after a bit of research I discovered the snubbing was from JJ’s presence next to me rather from the devices sold. God JJ you should be selling services not another pocket fisherman!

  • fez

    That’s hilarious! I also heard he had ties to arena football so he’ll be missed

  • Bagwan

    Zuki is apparently off frying larger fish and has left instructions for us to talk amongst ourselves.

    Bin Laden has been in Abbottabad for some time now and had been an active member of the community. As I reported earlier he was involved in little league soccer and was a member in good standing with the local chapter of the Rotary.

    One of his neighbors, Zulfikkur Sanjrani, said the man he knew as Jeff Silverstein was very quiet and kept to himself. He would occasionally see him playing basketball in the driveway. He also added that “Jeff” always participated in the neighborhood garage sales.

  • Zuki

    What commentary? You needed more? I didn’t realize he was a soccer coach! As to the McMansion I understand fuckhead referred to it as a castle! Given the Bagged One has never revealed his birth certificate I’m not sure of his place of origin, but where I come from a “4 meter razor-wire fence is called prison.” As to the charge of being brain dead I deny nothing!…. However, the studio does take much of my time. So l again beg the two or three of you reading this shot in the head to contribute a posting instead of the usual sniping.

  • Bagwan

    I can only assume that working on art at the studio is taking up all of Zuki’s time. The last piece on stinky feet sat here for almost a week so you figure he is working on something big. Well go figure again, because not only was he working on nothing, but when handed an event like this he came up empty. 36 times he types “Bin Laden is dead.”
    No commentary, no mention that Bin Laden was living in a McMansion in the suburbs and was a little league soccer coach.
    Oh well, Zuki has limited creative juices and at this time they are all being directed at the completion of the ceramic little pig salt and pepper shakers.
    Zuki is brain dead … add the other 35 times yourselves.