Good Morning Chaffed and Oiled,
I’m shoving off today for a brief sabbatical to heal my wounds; self-inflicted or otherwise, in the currently white sands of Clearwater Beach, FL. I have several condo’s there and must meet with someone who wishes to buy one. I would have offered it to Dv’ant but he has his heart set on living in Ft Lauderdale! Be that as it may, I intend to absorb some heat, watch the Pelicans dive, and if I’m lucky meet a wealthy woman who understands my unique outlook on life’s rich pageant. If time permits I’m going to crash a Scientology recruiting session as they’re based in Clearwater. You talk about your bizarre religious beliefs, L Ron and Joe Smith are “peas and carrots” no doubt walking on Kolob. My hope is to save just one person from doing something stupid!
I have mentioned my friends from Clearwater Beach in a previous posting, and for the two or three of you reading this ‘boarding pass’ you’ll no doubt remember Florida’s answer to the ‘Griswalds.’ Over the years I’ve participated in several Chmelik ‘family’ adventures, and have been rewarded with incredible experiences; some of which I’ll no doubt take to my grave (no not now JJ). I doubt seriously if anything has changed so I look forward to yet one more act of idiocy! I promise to take copious notes/photos detailing what will surely be a futile attempt at something.
Should there be an urgent need to speak with me regarding ‘Curmudgeon Corner,’ the ‘Diatribe’, or an impacted tooth please call me on the cell phone. If I don’t answer please don’t read anything into it, but promise to respond when sober.